Grounded!/transcript

This is a transcript for the fake episode Grounded!

* The episode starts with Patrick ordering food at the Krusty Krab and Bubble Bass waiting in line behind him*

Pat: I'll have... um... I'll have a... no... uh...

Bubble Bass: Ugh, move it you little twerp!

Pat: You made me lose track! Now I'll have to start over!

Bubble Bass: I don't even see why you're ordering food. You're only adding to your immense pile of fat!

Pat: Well, you can talk! You're fatter than a... um... uh... you're fatter than... uh...

Bubble Bass: Right that's it! *Grab's Pat's neck like you'd grab someone's collar*

Mama Bass: I'll order a... *gasp* Bubble Bass what are you doing?!

Bubble Bass: I was just... uh... straightening this guy's collar!

Mama Bass: A likely story! He doesn't even have a collar! You're grounded!

* Bubble transition to Bubble Bass's room in the basement*

Mama Bass: No leaving this basement for three days except for two supervised trips to the bathroom. I'll bring down healthy meals every day!

Bubble Bass: This isn't so bad. I get to laze around all day *Mama Bass pokes her head outside the door* and eat my secret supply of krabby patties! I'll just throw out Mama Bass's disgusting meals

Mama Bass: What secret supply of krabby patties?

Bubble Bass: Ha! You'll never find it! It's expertly hidden just outside my basement... which I'm not allowed to leave... *slaps forehead*

* Bubble transition to later*

Bubble Bass: I need krabby patties... I need krabby patties...

Mama Bass: Good news, Bubble Bass! Guess what I brought you! *Holds up small, krabby patty-sized bag*

Bubble Bass: KRABBY PATTIES!!!

Mama Bass: Nope! Exercise equipment! *takes a treadmill, a rowing machine, and an exercise bike. These are all comedically much too large to fit in the bag Mama Bass has*

Mama Bass: You can exercise for one hour a day while you're grounded. I'll supervise you

Bubble Bass: NOOOOOOO!!!

French Narrator: One excruciating exercise session later

Bubble Bass: *lying down in a pool of sweat* I need to get out of here!

* Shot to window at the top of Mama Bass's basement*

Bubble Bass: Hmm...

* Bubble Bass puts one end of the treadmill on a box so it leans towards the window. He then sets it at 20 mph and stands at one end. It launches him towards the window*

Bubble Bass: *Holding his stomach* Ooh, for once I'm glad I don't have access to any krabby patties...

* Bubble Bass's face slams on the wall*

Bubble Bass: Ooh, I'm gonna need a better plan to get out of here...

* Montage of Bubble Bass intensely planning how to get out of the basement and setting everything up*

Bubble Bass: Ah, it's all ready!

* Bubble Bass stacks the rowing machine on top of the exercise bike and uses it to catapult himself onto his shelf. He then jumps and grabs onto the light, which he uses to swing towards the open window. However, he gets stuck*

Bubble Bass: No! My plan failed!

Mama Bass: Son, it's been three days! You're allowed out now!

Bubble Bass: *Falls onto Mama Bass*

Mama Bass: What is the meaning of this?

Bubble Bass: Um... uh...

Mama Bass: Were you trying to escape from being grounded? Well, just for that, you can stay in your room for three more days!

Bubble Bass: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!